Grind your way to the top!

Take control of your dream girl as you grind your way to the top. Click on her to increase your pump speed and utilise a variety of upgrades to collect the rewards.

Get Upgrades

Collect hearts and use them for upgrades in three categories.

Passive - Speed up your progression with investments in to the passive category. Spawn greater tiers of hearts and increase the speed of your pumps.

Clicker - Utilise an array of weapons to collect more hearts. The bomb acts as an area of effect, the laser pointer wipes out a portion of the screen at once, and the bow and arrow shoots slices through hearts like butter.

Auto - Sit back and relax as these upgrades automatically collect hearts. These include the helicopter, bubbles, dildorang, and even a cat "Mr Meowmers"!

Gain Fans

Post increasingly explicit content on social media to gain new fans. Each tier of post rewards you with greater amounts of hearts for upgrades, and coins to customise your girl.

Spend Coins

Spend your coins in the Loveland Adult store. Customise your girl with a variety of attire and costumes.

Tour Loveland

Pound your way around the city of Loveland. Unlock new locations which increase the value of your hearts, fans and coins.