Looks Good From My House.

Welcome to Shady Contractor, where building codes are more of a suggestion and every job is another opportunity to make a little too much money.

Take on construction contracts, stack physics-based building pieces into increasingly ridiculous structures, and somehow convince your clients that this is exactly what they asked for. Did the Mona Lisa use a "Blueprint"?

EXACTLY!

Build Your Business

Start with small residential jobs and work your way toward larger, more complex projects. Complete contracts, earn cash, unlock new blueprints, and expand your company's reputation... whether you deserve it or not. (you don't)

Physics-Based Construction

We work with the materials we are given, which is mostly uh... trash. Balance awkward shapes, improvise with whatever materials you have, and hope gravity is feeling generous today.

Hire a Questionable Crew

Recruit specialized crew members who help keep your operation profitable. Negotiate bigger payouts, clean up your "creative interpretations" of the blueprints, scout better contracts, and discover new ways to cut corners without technically cutting corners.

Features

• Chaotic physics-based block stacking gameplay - it's like if Jenga and Tetris had a baby, then that baby asked you for $20

• A full Career Mode with progression and unlocks

• Dozens of construction contracts and building templates

• Hire upgradeable crew members with unique abilities

• Earn bigger profits through speed, accuracy, and smart business decisions

• Plenty of questionable engineering

• Surprisingly few lawsuits