Ever wanted to dream big and live a peaceful life? Too bad there's always going to be crazy things crashing into your life. And this too applies to the fate of our cute protagonist, Hazuki. Always needing to halt her dreams of becoming a doctor, Hazuki decides to work at a fast food joint to raise funds and continue her studies in the medical field. But the detours keep adding on, as she ends up joining a crazy group of thugs to fight for them. Will she adapt to this new explosive lifestyle? Or will she find a way back to her dreams?

• Play a cute anime girl named Hazuki who has no experience in fighting at all
  
• Experience a non-accurate depiction of being someone with a developing physical disability so you die in one hit for a chunk of the game (you can do this!! I believe in you!!)
  
• Bonk your golf club to the rhythm of the music for extra damage with a freshly cooked original soundtrack
  
• Become friends with a super buff THUG so you learn how to become stronger yourself!!
  
• CUTE GAME!!!
  
• Walk backwards and perform wavedashes in the overworld!!!
  
• LEARN TO BECOME A THUG!!!
  
• THUGS!!!!!
  
• Discover the joys of friendships and why thugs have feelings too!!!!!
  
• YUUTO ICHIKA!!!!!
  
• Gain the understanding of why eating tacos with friends is better than eating tacos alone
  
• Kids love this game!

Hazuki
Worst character in the tier list.


Quibble
He is a super strong thug that loves to punch things until they explode. When he's not punching people, he's preparing all the protein at Mad Meats.


McSoda
This homie was known to have a habit of throwing forks at people, but now he found joy in creating his own drinks for customers at Mad Meats.


Knell
The fearsome leader of Mad Meats. To atone for his crimes in the past, he is forced to start his own restaurant, but that doesn't stop him from assaulting other restaurants in town.


Tanako
Very naggy owner of Tanako's Tacos. She is Hazuki's boss. Scary.


John Smith
An ordinary doctor. John is just a doctor. Don't worry about it.


Gogogogogogogogogogogo
A young crab who gives you boat rides. She is rumored to be the daughter of the legendary construction worker, Derek, but she says she's a crab.

You will meet many more friends along the way. Start your adventure today and decide who you want to go to the bathroom with.