VERY IMPORTANT

recently i was "informed" that you may

"gain" some cancer stuff if you play this game

so please consider once again about eating that "hamburger"

also by playing this game you will gain "immortality"

- cool review i found

"  This game blew my mind. I didn't think that there were any games that could top the classics compared to finland corruption simulator. It's very kind of the creator noobius to not charge any money for this game because it will truly blow you away when you play it.

And may I just take a moment to talk about that amazing description text on the store page. When I first read this description, I shed several tears. The story of this game is just so fricking beautiful. There are four life changing modes in this game each one better than the other. The first mode is the dlc launcher, now I haven't played any of the dlc because I didn't want to give myself a heart attack from experiencing such a beautiful game, so I unfortunately skipped it, but I wouldn't be surprised if the dlc was as amazing if not even more amazing as the base game.

Next there's mode 2 which is the low 64 bit mode. In this mode you play as the iconic god knows what character and you're apparently crippled since you move at the same pace as a snail. Unless you press the 'n' key in which case you become sonic and move at the speed of light. The world building in this mode is nothing but true art. It's a white world with a black sky with a bunch of squares everywhere. And I really love the story in this mode: You start the game. I also live that in this mode you don't use your mouse to look around, but you have to use the arrow keys and I think that this is just such a well thought out decision because who really uses a mouse to look around in a game these days? I also love that you are unable to look up or down and that just filled me with so much emotion such as me smashing my keyboard into my screen and me crying because my girlfriend was cheating on me again, oh wait that was just a dream I forgot, I don't have a girlfriend. I really resonate with the message that this mode is trying to tell me. If the message wasn't clear to you already, it is clearly trying to convey that you need to give up on your dreams and fricking suffer in a mental institute. And that is just so inspiring because it is.

Mode 3 is the stuff of legends. This is the VR mode. Now I don't own a VR headset so I unfortunately couldn't experience this mode properly, but I booted it up anyway. And when I did, I got the most amazing pop ups consisting of 'Unable to init VR runtime: Installation path could not be located (110)' which I think we can all relate to and ofcourse the classic: 'Composistor initialization failed.' which is and always will be one of the most powerful messages ever said by anything in history. The gameplay was incredible and just so unique from all the other modes. It is the exact same thing as mode 2, except there are more cubes. The message that this mode is trying to tell you is clearly that we shouldn't take finland corruption simulator for granted. There will be a time when this game will be taken off Steam and when it does, we will have taken this game for granted, because there's nothing in this world that brings me more disappointment than this game.

The last mode is the classic mode and to say that it is a divine experience would be a severe understatement. I couldn't believe it when I booted up this mode, because this mode is filled with the most passion, love, depression, adventure, friendship, the cold hard reality of life as a bellhop, and chihuahua's out of any game I have seen in 15 minutes. All this mode is is an error message saying: 'This application requires a Java runtime environment'. When I experienced the gameplay, I had to jack off for 5 hours before I could press ok. My room is now covered in semen. I think the message that this mode is trying to convey is pretty clear, but for your dumb dumbs out there I'll explain it for you. The message that it's trying to convey is that we shouldn't try to fix problems and that we should just say ok and be depressed. Such a powerful message.

This game is nothing short of a masterpiece. The game not only conveys a powerful message in 3 of its modes (and possibly the dlc as well), but it's also very accurate as it's obviously based on a true story. I've been to Finland's capital Stockholm and I can tell you that out of all 4 modes, mode 4 is the most realistic and accurately represents Stockholm perfectly out of all of them. I 100% recommend this game if you wanna experience the beauty that is Finalnd, but don't wanna leave your room because of your depression. I'm now gonna cry myself to sleep. "

THANKS FOR THE COPY PASTE CONTENT :D

• game stuff 

- gameplay is totally about walking

- you can watch over to left and right with A and D keys

- this game runs with java so you need to have java to run this game

- game resolution is 640x480

- you can move forward and backwards with W and S keys

- you can open stats and messages from pressing I key in keyboard

- you can send message from pressing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

- you can use car from pressing N in keyboard

- you can open controls window section from pressing C in keyboard

- the game doesnt have bugs ( everything is planned to the perfection )

- also the thing about "immortality" is a lie