A new category of video game: Struggling Simulator!

A new category of video game: Sophomoric Space Filling Curve!

A simple, fun, retro FPS where you take on waves of eeeevil robots. Try to inch ahead on a landscape populated with mechanized meanies that are out to fry your hide. The only way to escape alive is to keep moving on, dodging and blasting, until you can exit the battlefield in that spare rocketship. Make careful use of your energy weapons! Be sure to not waste what little health you have! The game design emphasis is on old-school straight-forward brain-dead fun.

• Multiple weapons and modes with which to fight off the baddies!

• A fascinating planetoid landscape to struggle across in your battle!

• More than one variety of eeeevil robots to defeat!

• Epic explosions to behold!

• Strange creatures both organic and robotic to meet, greet, and possibly defeat!

• Pretty good music and sound effects!

"This game is as bad as your mind will allow you to believe." - said somebody, somewhere.

"You're really not going to like it," - said an elevator, once.

"You want to complain? Just look at these shoes, I've only had them three weeks!" - said you-know-who.

"My God! It's full of bugs!" - Dave Bowman.

(nbf0 uses the Unreal® Engine. Unreal® is a trademark or registered trademark of Epic Games, Inc. in the United States of America and elsewhere. Unreal® Engine, Copyright 1998 – 2023, Epic Games, Inc. All rights reserved.)

[This game will be released as open source under GPL 2.0 if profits reach $10,000. That's not very exciting to anybody since the engine is just Unreal 5, and the game isn't all that good, but maybe it would be useful to somebody when they are learning up on Unreal since this was done using 99.9% blueprints. Har har.]