A fantasy point and click adventure in traditional 1990s style. Dark humour, player choices that have some impact on your outcome and hours of daft shenanigans.

- Over 70 locations from enchanted magical swamps to other worldly 'Dreggs' bakeries

- Thousands of lines of dialogue carefully laced with inane colloquialisms designed
   to alienate the games already microscopic target audience

- Original musical score of 30+ compositions from orchestral arrangements
   to North East Derbyshire Gangster Rapper: Johhny Tater

- An intriguing story of pilchards, potions and politics truncated with puzzles that
   require some thought (or just read the walkthrough I guess)

- Alternate outcomes and wildly varying dialogue based on player choices that will
   lead Brownie to greatness or shame, embarrassment and potential CCJs
   (county court judgements)

In this hilarious parody adventure set in a vaguely renaissance fantasy world you play as 'Brownie'. Brownie is a sub manager of a local pilchard press in his home town of Schtinkberg. A simple man, in the midst of a mid life crisis. He awakes from a terrible dream featuring his permanently angry boss and a poorly animated unicorn... the rest is up to you.

Follow the twists and turns of Brownie's adventure into our world (Well, Sheffield anyway) and beyond in the funniest and most ridiculous point and click to ever be solo developed by a middle aged hippy burnout. Hours of puzzles and laughs.

Make choices, solve puzzles and enjoy absurd dialogue. Remember: You will be judged!

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