After centuries of studying various agricultural techniques, a group of elite shadow farmers discovered that corn tastes better when grown at high speeds... or some farmers got bored and decided to race tractors... either way it's FARMULAAAA GRAAAIN PRIIIIX!!!

I hope that intro wasn't too... corny. 

You are in a race against time to make the most of the farming season!!  Just like a real farmer!!  And just like a real farmer you have a nitro equipped turbo boosted tractor, that can do a 1080 spin. 

But racing isn't enough -nay! 

We have a NEED FOR SEED!!

In Farmula Grain Prix you get to plow, seed, water and harvest your crop at high speeds, then sell your crops on the crop market -which fluctuates each lap.

Then you can take those pixely coins and invest them into building your farm or upgrading your vehicles to make them have better speed, turning, and refill their nitro, or buy buildings to earn you more money, more time, bonuses and even build onto the track to make your laps faster!

Ok, ok, so how do you actually play? 

Why, It's as easy as 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17.

1. Drive around in a circle, before the timer runs out!

2. Plow the farm squares while driving.

3. Take a pit stop -you earned it.

4. Switch to the Seed Truck.

5. Drive another lap and seed that ground!

6. Pitstop and switch to the water truck!

7. Nice job!  All those crops were thisty!

8. Pitstop!  Switch to the harvester!

9. Get those corns!!!  Get em!! 

10.  Profit

11.  Wait no, Check the Crop Market -is corn selling at a good price today? No.  Take a lap.

12.  Oooh corns up today!  Sell!  Sell!!! (Nothing in this game description is financial advice)

13.  Blow your coins on upgrades and land purchases to make your run better!

14.  This is easy.  Repeat step 1.

15. Okay that was a close one.  Timer slow down!!

15.  This is crazy.  Another close one!

16.  AAAAh!!! Hurry!  Don't let the crows eat your crops!

17.  Time's up!! End run knowing you farmed your best and will do better next time with all that you have learned from your experience while feeding your loyal audience the corn they crave!

Farmula Grain Prix offers you several options to control the action...

Pssst.  Over here.

I have some tips for you. 

Not a lot of people know this stuff so keep it on the down low:

• Buildings that raise your yield will greatly increase how much you harvest on each grid.

• Placing land pieces next to each other yields a bonus.

• The fountain and similar objects that add to time each lap will help you survive.

• It's better, in this humble farmer's opinion, to only start upgrading your vehicle when you have to. 

• The audience size affects the crop market prices -supply and demand and all that jazz.

• Take advantage of that first lap before the timer starts -plow as much as you can!

• 360 - 1080 spins in the air are a little risky if you land in the wrong direction, but the audience loves it and it gives you a speed boost.

• The weather billboard is super useful for knowing the weather on the next lap -so you don't waste a lap with the water truck on a rainy day!