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Are you tired of downloading a simulator for everything? If you are, look no further, for the solution to your prayers and cries for help lies in Banana Simulator. In Banana Simulator, users can experience everything the world has to offer, in more than just a simulative capacity.

As far as modern history tells us, bananas have been around since the dawn of time, possibly predating even man. Scientists often question themselves: "What wisdom can we learn from the humble banana? And what riches await us if we invest in the housing market?" - Renowned Scientist, circa 2007.

These questions can't go unanswered, so we here at the office have dedicated every waking minute of our lives to perfectly simulating bananas. This in turn has led us to accidentally simulating everything, as bananas are just that complex.

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Banana Simulator is a story/adventure/comedy game where you travel through and play many different genres of video games, as a banana. As you explore the realm of Banana Simulator, make new friends, forget old ones, and see if you can uncover the dark secrets of what makes sentient Bananas really tick. With that said, sit back, relax, peel a banana, and have fun in the world that is Banana Simulator!

FAQ:

Q1: Is this a clicker game?

A1: No. There are a grand total of 0 (zero) clicker games in Banana Simulator.

Q2: But don't you technically have to click things in order for stuff to happen, making it a clicker game?

A2: You think you're clever, don't you.

Q3: WHY IS IT NOT A CLICKER GAME?

A3: WHY ARE YOU SO PERSISTENT?

Q4: Does this game have bananas?

A4: Signs point to yes.

Q5: Can I eat the bananas?

A5: Maybe.