Welcome to the glamorous future of spacefaring civilization—where you’re not a hero, not a smuggler, not a starship general… but a cyber janitor.

After losing your house in a brutal divorce settlement, surviving on instant noodles, and paying alimony that makes death by airlock seem like a cheaper option, you’ve got one thing left, your loyal dog. To stay afloat (and maybe one day afford a couch again), you’ve signed up for the dirtiest work in the galaxy—cleaning the messes no sane person wants to touch.

From orbital trash heaps to abandoned moon bunkers, decrepit star stations to the true wasteland of the cosmos—modern American cities back on Old Terra—you’ll scrub, scrap, and sanitize your way through humanity’s leftovers.

• 🧹 Clean, dismantle, recycle, and maybe “accidentally” pocket a few things.

• 🚀 Travel from planet to planet taking odd jobs nobody else will touch. There will be 8 planets in total.

• 👽 Burn alien nests – sterilize infested ships with extreme cleaning methods.

• 🛸 Manage your own ship – upgrade your equipment, store your loot, and travel between messy jobs.

• 🐕 Team up with your loyal robo-dog – Keep your trusty dog fed and happy while you scrape together a living.

• 🛰️ Satirical missions sweep the toxic boardrooms of corporate space towers, unclog reactors on gas giant stations, and disinfect the truly unsalvageable—Earth suburbs.

Grab your cleaning gear, fire up the engines, and prove that even space needs a good scrub.

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