...this is Everything I Know, and Everything I'm Ever Gonna Know, a small modern visual novel about the hardships of young adulthood, failed relationships, and baseball(?!?) in the modern world.

Meet Icarus!

Icarus, our lasagna loving hero, finds himself on a chunk of land that has mysteriously floated away from earth, stranding he and a cast of varied individuals who must pause their lives for a brief period of romance and rumination.

Play ball..

How you perform in baseball determines the confidence level of your avatar, Icarus, allowing alternative exploration of the subject matter.

But don't worry! This novel will give you the leniency to improve:)

..with playing cards???

If baseball is causing you to struggle, you can update your deck of modifier cards, as these will allow affect various parameters in the mini game!

The Abominable Piggy.

There is a hideous, horrible pig in this novel.

Dynamic Mechanics!

While reading text will be your primary interaction, Everything I Know, and Everything I'm Ever Gonna Know is still mechanically dynamic. The mechanics you see on this page will be supplemented with additional surprises for those who look (and for those who don't as well, I suppose.)

Eclectic Characters!

Content Warning.

This is designed for a matured audience. That's not to say that I have not been intentional when covering heavy topics (religion, fornication, purpose, etc.), but this is not a novel for everyone at every stage of life. It is important to me that no one is inappropriately surprised when reading this novel... There is at least one "shock" moment, but the intent is not to sensationalize. At least, not more than is necessary for the story...

Hi.

You look very nice today.