Welcome to SMaC (Shotgun Maid Café)!

The job is simple: all you have to do is serve the food ordered by the customers with a big smile on your face!

But you might be wondering, "why am I holding a double-barrel shotgun?"

Glad you asked! It isn't just for branding. You see, we have some rules in our establishment, and customers who don't comply must be appropriately dealt with.

Work fast, make no mistakes and keep in mind that weirdos are not welcome here. Do your part and I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time with us!

Thanks for applying, you start next Monday.

• Work five busy days a week at the café! Don't worry about weekends, we've got another team covering those.

• Master the menu. Use the kitchen to prepare all 16 items.

• Spot the fakes. There are more than 15 types of anomalies, so keep an eye out for bizarre behavior.

• Fight for your life! Some of the unwanted customers are so cute that you might feel bad about shooting them. However, don't be fooled! They won't hesitate to hurt you.

• Want a promotion? Take on the Endless Shift and prove yourself by climbing the ranks of the Steam Leaderboards!