Once upon a time, there was a perfectly average princess — 8/10 at best. No singing animals, no magical destiny. Just an annoying father-king and a whole bunch of creepy barons trying to marry her off.

But screw that! Our princess is done waiting for a prince. In fact, she’s going to rescue one herself — after he got kidnapped by a troll.

This is a visual novel full of sharp jokes, bold choices, and fairy tale tropes turned upside down. Sass, sarcasm, and maybe a little romance — if you survive the dragon-sized drama.

Key features

• A princess who rescues the prince. Girlboss energy all the way.

• Choices that matter (some lead to love, others — to economic ruin).

• Twisted fairy tale world with trolls, kings, and awful dating options.

• Humor as sharp as a poisoned spindle.

• Still in early development — but already full of attitude.