The Game:     

Rescuing a princess... old fashioned maybe, but that’s been Billy’s obsession ever since he was a kid, spending endless hours binge watching old Dinkey films.

Years passed. Billy grew up. No job. No studies. No friends. Nothing but his craving for a princess-rescue adventure. Risky? Dangerous? Sure. But also… potentially lucrative. 

At the start, you must choose a princess (or prince) to rescue. If you can’t decide, just follow your heart.

They might even grant you a small symbolic gift to begin your quest—along with a peculiar request: bring them some cursed object they long for. A tote bag, bubble tea, cigarettes, glue… mundane things, but cursed nonetheless. Each of these objects comes with a peculiar perk or curse you’ll have to endure throughout your journey.

You begin in near-darkness, armed with little more than a basic weapon and sheer stubbornness. You are weak. Near-sighted. Totally dependent on gear:

Runes (precious few, acumulables,). (+40)

•         Adds one jump to your Weapon Lightning.

•         Heals you "X" each second.

•         Poison duration. +1s.

•         Shows enemies healtbar.

•         Increase "critical hit" chance +X%.

•         Freeze enemy +1s when hit with Orbit Ball. 

& more!

Weapons & Magic (manual and automatic, upgradeable up to seven levels.). (12)

•        "Boss Hunter": Automatic. Finds closest boss and damage it. 

•      "Wall":  Creates a temporal wall that proteccs you from enemies. 

•       "Poison Area": Applies poison to enemies in area of explode. 

•      "Default Gun": Simple. But powerfull when upgraded. 

•     "Shield": Proteccs you when active. 

& more!

Cursed objects: 

•      "Ashtray": Halves your total max health. 

•      "Cigarretes": Reduce "X" health each 10 seconds.

•      "Tote Bag": Increases store prices each time. 

•      "Wedding Dress": Reduces "X%" your speed. 

& more!

Survive the endless waves. Face the bosses. Defeat the castle. Discover 3 misteries. Rescue your chosen royal and deliver the cursed trinkets. Then unlock one of twelve or more endings—each low-budget, unconfirmed, and guaranteed to disappoint.

*All of it wrapped in dozens of collectible curated classical music tracks, with enough baroque bangers that slap harder than Billy’s father’s emotional distance.

                                                                       About:     

Hello. You still here? I've made this game alone, at night, hearing people getting asaulted on the street because I live in a shitty neighbourhood.
It's my first game, so if you buy it and then you return it.. that would not be ok.