EARTH'S ALBEDO IS GOING TO SHIT!

After an "Instant Muscle Pill" hit the market, millions got jacked without hitting the gym... at the cost of every single hair on their heads. The result? An endless horde of swole dudes whose shiny bald heads reflect so much sunlight it's driving us into a new Ice Age.

As the only hair expert with balls on this planet, your mission is to hunt down, blast, and regrow hair on these beefcakes before we all freeze to death!

KEY FEATURES

• Aggressive Hair Hunting: Blast bald heads pistol-in-hand or deploy your barber squad to plant hair on those bastards as they sprint across the beach.

• Follicular Arsenal of Destruction: Mow them down with Minoxidil jets, micro-graft guns, quantum lasers, and stem-cell bombs that will make them sweat hair.

• Absurd Scaling: Slap cheap glue-on hair and progress to frantic mass transplants to stop the apocalypse.

• Comic Style & Unfiltered Humor: Enjoy a beach vibe, sweaty panicking baldies, and an ending as eco-friendly as it is surreal.