A gastronomical adventure sizzling with culinary chaos!

At the Golem Gourmet restaurant, construction is never finished, and it's always opening night. The place is a mess, but don't let that stop you... The denizens of the multiverse are here... and they're hungry!

Golem Gourmet is an action-adventure roguelite. Every run has you build your own bizarre map, drafting a science-fantasy bastion from castle wings and fungal forests as you search for strange and rare ingredients to feed your customers. 

Earn piles of treasure to upgrade your kitchen, gradually expand your collection of restaurant rooms and magical relics, and find the lost pieces of your trusty Doomladle - a giant wooden spoon with the power of a barbarian's hammer. 

Detonate bombs and other chaotic toys to blast through cubes of chiseled stone, strange fungus, and extra mature moon cheese. But be careful not to wreck your path back to your kitchen-ship, or you'll have to forfeit the run and lose this shift's earnings!

🍽️ unique platformer-construction deckbuilding, where strategic drafting meets zany destructive mishaps.

🍽️ over 30 unique magical relics to find and master.

🍽️ simple early-game which evolves in complexity as you earn rewards.

🍽️ slapstick gameplay where rich systemic elements lead to hilarious emergent moments.

As you complete shifts and earn stars, you'll see a wider range of diners - from glorious fantasy beasts, to goofy robots, to surfer-dude magi on vacation. Not everything in this world is trying to eat you. Most creatures and plants have multiple "uses", and there is nearly always more than one way to solve a problem, or serve a customer. 

When you've mastered Golem Gourmet, you'll be able to guess what your regulars want before you take their order... and you'll have a good idea of where to get it in this shifting labyrinth. 

🍽️ dozens of quirky customers with big appetites, unique requests and rewards.

🍽️ starting deck of 24 rooms, with more to find through secrets and unlocks.

🍽️ over 50 foods to forage, cook, eat, and serve, with varied ways to harvest and combine items.

🍽️ hand-made pixel art, with some elements of traditional drawing.

🍽️ artwork and worldbuilding inspired by psychedelic fantasy and sci-fi.

🍽️ varied, bespoke soundtrack including tracks by 5 different Dungeon Synth artists.

🍽️ no generative AI used in any in game art, sound, or text.

Bon appétit!