Don't press X to free the pirate! Steam Charts, Sales, Players & Wishlists
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Don't press X to free the pirate! Steam Charts, Sales, Players & Wishlists
Clash wits with the most manipulative pirate in gaming history. He will beg, gaslight, and meme until you break. In this satire of gaming culture, your only goal is to NOT press X. But you probably will.
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| Retailer | Price (US) | Discount |
|---|---|---|
| Steam | $2.99 | 0% |
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- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Intel Core i3 (Or a hamster on steroids)
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GT 730 / Intel HD 620
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: Probably
- Additional Notes: USER REQUIREMENT: You must possess a Level 50 Resistance to Cynicism. If you are easily offended by cringy jokes, bad puns, or mean pirates, DO NOT INSTALL.
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- OS: Windows 10 / 11 (64-bit)
- Processor: Intel Core i5
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: Yes
- Additional Notes: RECOMMENDED EXPERIENCE: 15+ years of internet lurking required. Proficiency in MMO mechanics and gaming tropes is essential. A general appreciation of Otaku culture is a massive plus (and will help you survive the references).
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What is the all-time peak player count for Don't press X to free the pirate!?
Don't press X to free the pirate! reached an all-time peak of 2 concurrent players on 26 January 2026.
How many copies has Don't press X to free the pirate! sold on Steam?
PureGameStats estimates Don't press X to free the pirate! has sold approximately 312 copies on Steam, with low confidence. The estimate is derived from Steam reviews, concurrent player peaks and achievement completion rates.
How is Don't press X to free the pirate! rated on Steam?
Don't press X to free the pirate! has 24 Steam reviews with a 91.7% positive rating (Positive).
What is the current price of Don't press X to free the pirate!?
Don't press X to free the pirate! is priced at $2.69 on Steam (currently 10% off). Full price history and best deals are tracked on this page.
When was Don't press X to free the pirate! released?
Don't press X to free the pirate! was released on 24 Jan, 2026. It was developed by Okamisen.
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