Throw objects to hit people in the nuts.

Nutshot Simulator is a comedy physics shooting gallery. Wind up, let fly, and connect with a satisfying boomph. Every hit sets off a fully simulated ragdoll and a slow-mo replay of the consequences. No score. No clock. Just the throw.

Clear the cove, one wince at a time

Every location in Kumquat Cove is packed with a cast of oddballs, and your job is to work through all of them: a golden-hour backyard trampoline, a greasy 90s burger joint, a fluorescent-lit doctor's office, a glass-tank aquarium, a hard-hat construction site, a Venice Beach boardwalk, a Sunday-morning church, a roaring music festival, and more. Some victims are secret targets tucked where you'd never think to throw, and clearing a spot opens new locations and hidden paths across the map.

Features

• Real ragdoll physics — every nutshot plays out in glorious, flailing slow motion.
  
• Chain reactions — fling one downed body into the next and topple a whole crowd like dominoes.
  
• Instant replays — every hit gets the cinematic treatment, and you can export the clip to share.
  
• Hidden secret targets — some victims are tucked where you'd never think to throw.
  
• Blocky lo-fi style — clean, colorful, low-poly worlds built to be wrecked.
  
• Achievements — complete every level, hunt down every secret, and rack up a truly absurd lifetime nutshot count.

No one is safe

Priests. Foremen. Mascots. Skaters. Shepherds. If they're standing, they're a target.





Mundane places. Zany people. Excellent aim.

Plays great on Steam Deck — touch-friendly controls, pick up and throw anywhere.