You're a Catalien. These tourists are your problem.

Holidaze is a chaotic comedy game about guiding the world’s worst tourists through airports, landmarks, souvenir shops, and whatever disaster happens next.

You play as an overworked tour guide trying to keep your travel agency alive. Gather your tourists, lead them through busy locations, get them to photo spots on time, and make sure they spend just enough money before everything falls apart.

Tourists wander off, get distracted, run into trouble, block the way, buy too much junk, lose their belongings, and occasionally make choices that no responsible adult should ever make. Your job is to keep the group moving, keep the ratings high, and somehow get everyone back to the bus before time runs out.

What You'll Do

Use your guide tools to call, stop, carry, throw, and redirect tourists through compact sandbox-style levels. A good guide keeps the group together. A great guide knows when to split them up, block a path, bribe them with snacks, or physically drag them away from a very tempting souvenir shop.

Every tourist has their own problems. Some are slow. Some are too excited. Some love shopping. Some stop for photos. Some attract trouble. Some are simply built to ruin your day.

Keep an eye on the group while dealing with:

• Tourists wandering away from the route

• Crowded paths, queues, moving hazards, and blocked passages

• Photo spots, shops, attractions, and timed objectives

• Lost valuables, angry staff, security alerts, and other accidents

• Tourists who are far too interested in cats, food, exhibits, or expensive merchandise

Spend Money to Make Money

A successful trip is not just about survival. Happy tourists leave better tips, shopping tourists bring in more commission, and clean runs help your agency grow.

After each trip, your performance is judged by timing, tourist satisfaction, spending, accidents, complaints, and how many people actually made it back. Use your earnings to buy tools, prepare for harder trips, and take on even more ridiculous tours.

Your company is nearly bankrupt, your customers are impossible, and every new route is more absurd than the last. From airport terminals to crowded tourist streets and famous landmarks, each location brings new hazards, new tourist behaviors, and new ways for a simple group trip to become a complete disaster.

Join the Tour

Holidaze is being actively developed, and player feedback is a huge part of shaping the game. Join the community, share your best disasters, and help decide what kind of tourist nightmare comes next.