About Scrumbag
You are the cursor — the last honest user in a machine built to farm your Attention. Auto-fire your way through swarms of cookie banners, tracking pop-ups, and EULAs in a fast, funny survivors-like roguelite. Draft absurd upgrades, cash in your Attention, and survive the Performance Review.
More Scrumbag Details
You are the cursor. The last honest user in a system designed to harvest every click, every scroll, every second of your Attention. So click back. Scrumbag is a fast, funny
survivors-like roguelite about fighting your way out of corporate-tech hell. Your weapons fire themselves — your job is to dodge the swarm, grab what drops, and get strong enough to outlast the next Performance Review.
Survive the feed
- Bullet-heaven combat. Weapons auto-fire; you weave through crowds of cookie-consent banners, tracking cookies, pop-ups and EULAs that want a piece of you.
- Draft your build. Every level-up deals you a hand of upgrades — stack Scope Creep, chain evolutions, and turn a weak cursor into a screen-clearing menace.
- Eight sites of hell. From the Home Keep to the Throne of Skulls, each level has its own creatures, elites, and bosses — including sweeping-laser eyeballs and a beam-firing mothership.
- Attention is the currency. Bank it, then spend it in Performance Reviews — a permanent upgrade tree that makes every future run start meaner.
- Original soundtrack. A full score with composer contributions by Andy Rehfeldt, reactive to the on-screen chaos.
One more run
Weak at level one is the whole point — the power fantasy is earning it. Die, unlock, come back sharper. Escape corporate-tech hell one absurd build at a time.
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- Genres: Action, Casual, Indie, Early Access
- Categories: Single-player, Family Sharing
- Supported Languages: English
- Last Checked: 2026-07-24T13:00:24.875Z