Sharpen your knife and head down

Don't Duck With Me is an incremental game about a duck with a kitchen knife, where monsters aren't just enemies — they are the raw material for smoothies. A run in the dungeon, full glasses on the machine, a pull on the gacha — and back down again.

Cut your way through the orchard

Top-down, fruit closing in from every side, and the knife swings on its own — all you choose is where to stand. Build an arsenal: a volley of four knives, bombs dropped on the run, a rolling duck you shove into the crowd like a bowling ball, a ring of spinning blades with a vacuum, and chain lightning. Fill the kill quota and a stone gate falls out of the sky, down to the next floor.

Keep an eye on the stamina tank — it doubles as your run timer. Ice bags top it back up, and when it runs dry you come back up with everything you gathered.

Pour the harvest into the machine

Killing fruit pays no coins — the pachinko does. The ball rattles down through the pegs into one of nine glasses, and a full glass becomes a smoothie.

Blend all sorts of smoothies and unlock every recipe.



Fill out the whole recipe book.

Crank the capsules

Upgrade the pachinko machine. Unlock bigger glasses and better pegs.

Grow the tree and go deeper

Pour gold, green gems from chests and red gems from capsules into a 248-node upgrade tree: damage, crits, weapons, speed, spawn rate, chests, payout multipliers.




Ahead of you: four biomes of four floors each and twelve fruits — the deeper you go, the fatter and the pricier they get. Every biome ends in a boss.