Welcome to The Holey Kingdom — a place where knights battle evil, peasants grow crops, the king cares exclusively about himself, and cows occasionally get abducted by aliens.

Explore a vast pixel-art kingdom, complete quests, fight enemies, and meet its less-than-normal inhabitants. Beyond the castle walls lie villages, forests, taverns, farms, dungeons, and even Hell itself. Danger can hide anywhere — from a living book to a carnivorous plant beside which someone, for some reason, placed a warning sign.

MULTIPLE HEROES

Control different characters, each with unique abilities and approaches to combat. The knight relies on his sword and strength, the archer attacks from a distance, the mage casts spells and raises the fallen, while an ordinary housewife gradually realizes that she can change not only her own life, but the entire kingdom.

EXPLORE THE HOLEY KINGDOM

Travel between the poor districts, the estates of the nobility, and the royal castle. Enter homes and public buildings, explore basements, prisons, and forbidden chambers. Talk to the locals, discover unusual quests, and uncover what lies behind the polished speeches of those in power.

FIGHT AND SEEK ADVENTURE

Engage in sword fights, ranged combat, magic, platforming challenges, and encounters with demons, zombies, goblins, aliens, and other threats. Sometimes a problem can be solved with force, sometimes with cunning, and sometimes it is simply cheaper to pay.

A LIVING AND UNPREDICTABLE WORLD

Attend knightly tournaments, help out on the farm, witness cows being abducted, try your luck at the Three Swords Casino, and interfere in events that may change the lives of the locals. In The Holey Kingdom, adventures often begin by accident and end even worse.

DARK SATIRE

The Holey Kingdom combines medieval fantasy, dark humor, and political and social satire. The game contains mature content, including stylized violence, strong language, alcohol, tobacco, nudity, and sexual themes.