The yard is under attack. The cats were napping there.

Cute Kitty WAR is an arena survival game about the fiercest neighborhood watch ever assembled: 48 cats, each with their own rules, defending a suburban backyard against waves of pests that are somehow both adorable and completely out of line.

A run is 12 waves. Between waves, spend your hard-earned materials in a shop that tells you the truth — every card shows the real math, every number is honest. Build toward a bruiser, a gunner, a gardener with a structure empire, a luck goblin — 48 cats and 18 weapon classes bend the rules in 48 different directions.

Then the sky opens. Storms roll in as real weather — rain carpets, wind, lightning, flooding ponds — and the yard fights on underneath it.

And if you win? The fence holds a secret. An earned endless mode where the yard's folklore comes marching — weakest to strongest, at a pace YOU set. How deep you go is a dedication, not a difficulty slider. We won't spoil what walks at the end of that procession.

Features

• 48 playable cats — real rule-changing kits, their own starting gear, and a journey to complete

• 97 weapons across 18 classes — every one with honest, readable math on its card

• 171 items — engines, pacts, pets, and cures that stack into ridiculous builds

• 143+ creatures including 10 authored bosses with fixed, learnable kits — fights you master, not fights that cheat

• 1–4 player couch co-op — deliberately friendlier than solo; bring the family, the shop splits into strips

• Danger 0–5 — higher danger buys harder decisions, not just bigger numbers; danger 5 fields the twin bosses

• A living storm system — five escalating weather levels that change how the yard reads and plays

• An earned endless — the procession past the fence, paced by your own dedication dial

• Kittain's Log — a full codex: creature discovery, trophy wall, the yard ladder

• Every telegraph is fair — attacks are forecast where they land; if you got hit, you could have moved