Do ideas like "acceptable number of traffic collisions" or "taking the shortest path possible (i.e., straight through) even if it means danger" make you shiver? Well, then maybe this game is not for you!

Sideways Motorways is a cheeky traffic simulation with cars and roads and houses, but roads are straight and houses are movable. Cars forgot how to slow down at intersections, so try and time them across. Succeeding at this earns you bonus score. Or you can try taking the easy way out and avoid an intersection altogether...

• Learn the ropes on a simple map and hone your skills throughout many maps of different shapes and twists!

• Use power-ups and tools to push further. Delete a road? Reclaim some precious collision allowance?

• Themes and a jazzy soundtrack to spruce up the carnage! A green meadow where no email can find you. A snowy tundra that makes you reach for hot chocolate. Yes, we have that!