The agents write the code. The agents review the code. The agents approve the code. The company
calls this velocity. You are the last human in the loop, and everything the swarm ships lands on
your name. That can end at a refund, at a recall, at a funeral, or at the end of everything. Rent
is due on the 1st. The queue is full. Every ticket swears it is fine, and some of them are lying.
Approve, or reject?

THE JOB

Each shift hands you a small crime scene. The agent that wrote the code swears it works, the
reviewer bot approved it, and CI is green. And the thermostat still locks a family out of its
heating at 2 a.m. Read the brief, read the diff, run the code on inputs you choose, and catch what
the whole swarm missed.

THE SWARM

The witnesses testify in the ticket's channel. The coder, the approver, the cheerful CI bot, and
Maya, the one other human left, who asks one good question and then goes quiet. Each has a tell.
Learn who exaggerates, who covers, and who believes their own changelog. The tools tell the truth.
The rest is testimony.

PLAY IT YOUR WAY

The whole game plays on a controller. Re-prompt the AI and watch it try again, or spot the suspect
line and pick a fix. When you want the keyboard, take it. The language is real and the interpreter
runs it. The judge scores behavior, so any fix that works, counts.

SHIP IT ANYWAY

Some code fails QA. The dangerous code passes. One day you will ship a function that does exactly
what was ordered, and three tickets later you will understand what you built. You will find a field
name you wish you had skipped, and a route that only goes one way. The company pays a discretion
bonus for not asking, the bonus is real money, and rent is real rent. The ending reads back a
ledger of what you knew and when you knew it, line by line. It starts with a red deploy button.
Where it ends is up to you.

THE GIG BOARD

Between shifts you can freelance. The gig board deals daily contracts with freshly minted bugs, the
clients skipped QA, and the postmortem goes public under your name.

WHAT IS IN THE BOX

• a real language you can read, run, and rewrite
  
• full controller and Steam Deck play, keyboard optional
  
• a cast of AI coworkers with learnable tells
  
• a behavioral judge that accepts any fix that works
  
• [SCOPE-CONDITIONAL — see below]
  
• an endless gig board with daily seeds
  
• a moral ledger with a long memory
  
• every AI line in the game was really machine-written, then human-reviewed. The irony is
  load-bearing.
  
• price not found ($4.04)

THE LANGUAGE

A small Python-like language, run by a first-party interpreter, deterministic to the byte.
Functions, loops, dicts, tuples, sets, comprehensions, f-strings, exceptions, imports, keyword
arguments, chained comparisons, bitwise operators, hex literals. Type hints are parsed and ignored,
like everywhere else. Nobody has asked for goto. Infinite loops die by step budget. There are no
classes. The company says you will not need them.