The game about stealing cars you’ve been waiting for is finally here, and coming to Steam!

Your mom has a spending problem. Unfortunately, she also has a borrowing-from-crime-lords problem. Now every suspiciously charming villain in town wants their money back, and apparently you’re the family’s financial plan.

In this fixed-camera roguelike, every car is a difficult little business decision. Steal it for cash or shoot it to pieces to grow your multiplier. Push your luck, manage the police response, and make as much money as possible before the flashing lights become handcuffs.

Spend respect on weapons and upgrades, discover ridiculous combinations, and turn petty car theft into an industrial-scale operation. A clever build might make you efficient. A broken build might make you billions. Either way, Mom has probably already spent it.

Features:

• Steal cars for cash—or destroy them for a bigger multiplier.

• Survive an unreasonably violent police force.

• Build an arsenal from 8 weapons, each offering new ways to cause profitable trouble.

• Mix and match hundreds of unique upgrades that reshape your strategy.

• Discover dozens of vehicles and unique combos.

• Meet a cast of kind-hearted, completely reasonable crime lords.

• Support a mother whose appetite for spending is matched only by her talent for borrowing.

• Chase higher scores and experiment with new strategies across replayable runs.

• Enjoy a light-hearted crime parody inspired by the combo-building chaos of Balatro and Luck Be a Landlord.

• Made entirely by one developer—which explains who approved all of this.